10. When you walk, you make a wacky accordion sound.

9. Keeps saying, “A spine is like a box of chocolates.”

8. Repeatedly asks, “You a cop? You sure you aint’ no cop?”

7. Over and over, you hear crunching sounds followed by, “Uh-oh.”

6. There’s a two-drink minimum.

5. At end of session, lies down on the table and says, “My turn!”

4. He was nowhere near Woodstock and yet he’s covered with mud.

3. Rushes in late to your appointment still wearing his Burger King uniform.

2. Hints that for an extra $50, he’ll “straighten” something else.

1. You’re fully clothed and he’s naked.

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